2am gas station hot dog turned into a $60 convenience store nightmare

Grabbed a roller dog from the 7-Eleven on Elm Street around 2am, took one bite and the casing split shooting chili all over my shirt and the store floor. The clerk started yelling about cleaning up the mess while I stood there dripping chili sauce like an idiot. Do you bail and leave the mess or try to clean it up while the guy is still yelling at you?

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roseb621mo ago

Wait, the clerk actually expected you to clean chili off the floor with your own shirt while he stood there screaming? That's insane, I would've just walked out.

tessacarter1mo ago

And then he'd probably call the cops on you for "refusing to provide a service" or something. Some people just want to watch the world burn over a bowl of chili.