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My new garden gnome started a silent war with the neighbor's flamingos.
We keep subtly moving them closer to the property line each night.
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nathan2891mo ago
What's the next move in this garden standoff?
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terrycarter1mo ago
Actually the whole idea of a "next move" is wrong. This garden thing isn't some chess match. The real move is to do nothing and let it go. People get too worked up over property lines and who planted what. It's just plants and dirt. Chasing some big win here is a waste of energy that nobody has time for. Sometimes the smartest play is to walk away and stop caring.
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brown.reese27d ago
Guess @nathan289's next move is to water the drama instead of the plants.
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