I used to think the whole 'birds aren't real' thing was a joke, but a guy at a bar in Portland showed me some weird drone parts he found.

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Oh come on, not this again. That guy probably just found some broken tech junk and made up a story. People see weird trash all the time, it doesn't mean the government replaced every single bird. How would they even do that without anyone noticing? It's a funny bit, but taking it for real is just silly.

vals382mo ago

Broken tech junk? That's what they want you to think. Saw a pigeon acting weird last week, man. Too weird.

nina_sullivan611mo ago

Haha yeah right, because pigeons are definitely the next big conspiracy target. But you know what, I have noticed something weird lately. All the sparrows around my bird feeder vanished about three months ago, and now it’s just these huge, silent crows sitting there staring. Maybe they’re just passing through, but it’s creepy how everything’s gone quiet outside.