Update: I burned $60 on a 'cat meme generator' app that just slaps Impact font on stock photos
Went looking for help making new memes after my orange tabby's blep pics got zero likes, and this app in the Play Store wanted $19.99 a month for templates that are literally just the same 2012 advice animal faces, so save your cash and draw the text yourself in your phone's photo editor like I finally did.