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Had to choose between wings or veggies for my air fryer lunch today
Stood in my kitchen at noon staring at a bag of frozen buffalo wings and a bag of broccoli. I went with the wings because I was hungry and impatient. Cooked them at 380 for 12 minutes and they came out super crispy. Now I'm full and regret not having something healthier. Anyone else ever make a bad choice like this in the air fryer?
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the_thomas1mo ago
Read somewhere that wings taste better when you don't regret them later.
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hill.hugo1mo ago
Well now, I have to push back on that, @the_thomas. Regret is what makes the whole experience real, kind of like remembering a bad decision you made at a party. A clean, guilt-free wing is just a piece of chicken, but one you know you'll regret at 2 AM has a little more soul to it, like the spicy grease on your fingers that you can't stop licking. Plus, ordering wings with no regret means you're probably eating them with a fork and napkin, which is wrong on every level. Give me the kind that leaves a little mess and a lot of second-guessing.
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